The fire is out in the Bronx
Irony has once again reared its ugly head in the Bronx.
With Scott Proctor setting fire to his equipment in a bout of frustration after today's loss and the miniseries "The Bronx is Burning" coming to a television near you, flames seem to be a regularly recurring theme for the Pinstripes.
In fact, the only place the fire seems to be lacking in the Yankee universe is within the team itself.
In an effort to break the Bombers of their losing ways, skipper Joe Torre threw a little bit of a hissy fit and cancelled batting practice before Thursday night's game.
So often we've heard of teams in similar situations, when offered the opportunity to take a day off, instead choosing to come in extra early for additional batting practice, video studying, or even team bonding.
The classiest team in sports, of course, took the afternoon off.
According to the New York Post, the Yankees clubhouse "was nearly empty with players, save for a few pitchers who reported early," at 4 p.m. "The final arrivals - Johnny Damon, Hideki Matsui and Luis Vizcaino - showed up at 5:30, a half-hour before the official reporting time."
I could certainly understand some guys, especially those that are hurting, taking the afternoon to rest their aching limbs in preparation for this weekend's slate of games. But you're telling me there wasn't one Yankee starter who could have used a couple of extra hours in the batting cage right now? Where was Captain Intangibles himself, Derek Jeter, to call a team-only infield session?
He must have been doing some shopping on 34th street instead.
Admittedly, the Yankees will always be a serious threat in the American League as long as their payroll exceeds $200 million dollars. On the other hand, this team has been doing everything they can to display their complete inability to compete this year. Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte have beeen pitching in middle relief. Wil Nieves, who is hitting worse than Julio Lugo right now, is being thrust into the lineup once a rotation to cater to the whims of petulant "ace" Mike Mussina, and catcher Jorge Posada's bat is so desperately needed in those games that they have him taking reps at first base. Kei Igawa turned back into a pumpkin again tonight as the Yanks were one-hit by Oakland starter Chad Gaudin tonight en route to yet another loss.
As we stand on the precipice of July, the Yankees are dead in the water. I have no doubt that they will sputter and come back to life at some point before they pack it in for good this season. The Red Sox must do their damndest to hammer as many nails into the pinstriped coffin as they can before the Yanks make their impending run at the division title.
We may feel good for now, but as the old saying goes, I'll finally feel confident when we have a five game lead with four games to play.